Sam Feuer President/CEO MindSmack.com, MindSmack.TV

Get around your local mall easier with FastMall

2010-10-31T11:19:00.000-04:00

FastMall App For Apple iPhone TV Commercial by MindSmack.com

2010-01-18T15:13:00.001-05:00

We have basically recreated Google maps but with very high end designed interactive virtual maps for internal structures starting with malls and Rodeo Drive (soon universities, hospitals, theme parks and so on).

Website: http://www.FastMall.com

TV Commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHT9Fw3x6o

FastMall has been developed to help you know exactly where everything is located at any shopping mall right on your iPhone. Full interactive turn by turn guidance and shake your iPhone for the nearest restroom and be taken there right away!

If you favorite mall is not available with a virtual mall map yet, email us Contact@FastMall.com and we will add it to the queue and get it done quickly.

We currently have over 1250 malls completed in our database that include tons of information for just about every shopping mall in the USA, some in Canada and Bluewater in the UK.

Current features of the FastMall experience:

1 – Interactive guidance from store to restaurant to restroom at the mall. Total OFFLINE search so the app is stable even if your signal fails once your logged in without using GPS inside the mall, so the app will never fail because of losing signal.

2 – Shake your iPhone to locate the nearest restroom and be taken to it.

3 – Tell FastMall where you parked and it will remember for you!

4 – Find or add a deal for your favorite store and save money and help the community.

5 – Add a review of any store, restaurant or even review a restroom!

6 – Have a stroller or in a wheelchair? FastMall will give you exact directions INSIDE the mall by tapping the ELEVATORS ONLY icon.

7 – If data is missing from FastMall, you can help the community and add just about any data to make the app better. Add a restroom, restaurant, store or even an entire mall if it is missing from FastMall.

8 - Share your status on Facebook and Twitter, let you friends know what your up to at the mall (Coming in the public release of 1.3 soon).

9 – If you are a business, advertise to targeted potential customers by sponsoring any category or result or pin drop.

10 – If it is not listed above and you want us to add something just ask. This is the app for the entire world to collaborate and make the best social/shopping experience of all time.

Just added upgrades for 1.3

- All mall listings now display a green MAP icon so you can quickly know which malls have virtual maps available.

- You can now swipe your finger across listings on the main menu and on any mall or store listing for fast shortcut access!

- Where Did I Park? - This section now features full GPS functionality that shows you where your car is located using Google maps. You speak into the iPhone and can remember anything using this feature as well.

- We have added a very helpful My Malls section so you know what malls you own in 1 simple place.

- Community Section Added: Allows a user to check the latest activity from FastMall and share it with their friends via email (Facebook/Twitter coming in the public 1.3 release). You can now simply swipe your finger across each text area to access the shortcut icons for speed.

- My Lists Section Added: Helpful section where you can type out a shopping list to easily remember what to buy on your trip, add a wish list for future trips and even list things you hate!

- Favorites - We have now incorporated filters so you can check what malls or stores you have selected as favorites for speed.

Malls included with virtual maps as of today:

Mall of America
King of Prussia
Sawgrass Mills
Aventura Mall
Menlo Park Mall
Mall At Short Hills
Shops at Columbus Circle
Westfield San Francisco Centre
The Forum Shops at Caesars
The 900 Shops
Beverly Center
The Shops at Mission Viejo
Stanford Shopping Center
Roosevelt Field Mall
The Shops At Riverside
NorthPark Center
Woodbury Commons
Kierland Commons
Burlington Mall
Brea Mall
Ala Moana Center
Grapevine Mills
Scottsdale Fashion Square
Northshore Mall
Bridgewater Commons
Laguna Hills Mall
Arden Fair Mall
The Oaks
Deptford Mall
Cherry Hill Mall
Lakewood Center
Green Acres Mall
Quaker Bridge Mall
Fashion Island
Serramonte Center
Puente Hills Mall
Smith Haven
Queens Center
Fashion Show
Rodeo Drive (Yes, the street)
Freehold Raceway Mall
Los Cerritos Center
Sunvalley Shopping Center
Great Northern Mall
The Grove in Los Angeles
Moorestown Mall
Hamilton Mall
Stonewood Center
Monmouth Mall
Montebello Town Center
Wilton Mall at Saratoga
South Bay Galleria
Antelope Valley Mall
Fair Oaks Mall
Metropolis at Metrotown
Opry Mills
Chandler Fashion Center
Town Center at Boca Raton
Tysons Corner Center
Walt Whitman Mall
Paradise Valley Mall
Bluewater UK
Cherry Creek
Beaver Valley
Dadeland Mall
Jersey Gardens

More virtual mall maps will be added weekly based on the size of the mall or number of requests we get for a specific mall.

-Turn by turn guidance inside any mall that has a virtual mall map completed.

- Shake your iPhone to locate the nearest restroom!

- Remember where you parked.

- Find any store at the mall.

- Call any store at the mall.

- Directions to any mall.

- Add a review for any store.

- Add a review for any restroom.

- Add a review for any restaurant.

- Save malls, stores or restaurants to your favorites.

- Create a wish list of things you love. -Get a deal at your favorite store.

- Share you status/reviews on Facebook and Twitter.

- All reviews and data collected will be shown in our dynamic feeds on the FastMall.com home page.

- Total OFFLINE mapping ability even if you lose your Internet signal.

- Find or add a deal for your favorite store and save money and help the community.

- Have a stroller or a walking disability? FastMall will give you exact directions INSIDE the mall by tapping the ELEVATORS ONLY icon.

- If it is not listed above and you want us to add something just ask. This is the app for the entire world to collaborate and make the best social/shopping experience of all time.

1.3 specific new features, everything in the app is FREE, maps, etc.

1 - Bypass Login (not needed unless you want to input data)

2 - Ability to register with Facebook (not working yet) and Twitter (working fine). Right now only login with:

Username: nytimes
Password: nytimes

3 - App now opens in 2-4 seconds instead of 8-12 seconds.

4 - New Notifications Ticker. (Swipe your finger to turn them on or off in ticker mode, tap on it to view details of notifications). This can and will be used for in app advertising. Full tracking for all clicks and can send reporting of data to advertisers.

5 - Swipe menus in the Mall List Section - Swipe your finger on the list to access to shortcuts!

6 - My Malls Section - This is where you can see the malls you add to your malls. You can add them from each mall menu.

7 - Profile section - Choose your picture and set it as avatar.

8 - Add video or photos to your review!!!

9 - Community - ability to view reviews with videos or photos! (Public 1.3 will allow any user to submit video reviews and photo reviews to moderate then be approved).

10 - FastMall maps icon filter - This is at the bottom right of any Map in FastMall, you can tap there to choose which icons you want to view at the map, add/remove anything you want!

11 - Select Mode on FastMall Maps - This is one great feature that lets you navigate with your finger through the map of the mall, tap and drag your finger over the stores on the map and you can see the stores names on the map, release your tap and a pin drops in the chosen store!

12 - Check in at a Mall or a Store! - Check in to setup your latest status of where you are! Check in item is located on each mall menu or on the store detail/mall information page.

13 - Add Mall or Store to the Main Menu! - Choose the mall or store that you like and add them to the main menu as a shortcut!

14 - View latest check ins at stores or malls in the community section!

15 - Move icons around on the main menu, just like on your iPhone! Tap and hold on any icon, like PROFILE and it will "shake"

you can then move the icons around by dragging them around. Tap the DONE button once finished!!!

TopSEOs.com Ranks MindSmack #1 For Best Web Design In The United States Of America

2009-03-01T19:59:00.001-05:00

We are truly honored to get this awesome accolade from this highly respected authority on the web.

Evaluation Criteria for Web Design

Though it is perhaps one of the most evident features of a website, the design is not always given as much thought it deserves. The design of a website is intricately intertwined with not only its appearance but also its effectiveness. Web design has a lot to do with making the website efficient and convenient to use without losing the visual appeal of it.

A good web design firm needs to keep this in mind and should be able to balance the art of functionality and appearance without getting carried away by either. The design of the website should, first and foremost, convince people to do what you have brought them there for.

Topseos assesses the top web design firms through a rigorous evaluation system. A series of processes and questions allow us to identify those firms who truly excel in their performance.

To check MindSmack out as #1 on their list of the top 10 web design companies in the USA click here!

For MindSmack’s profile on TopSEOs.com click here!

Rocketdog.com new home and women's site launches!

2009-01-30T18:43:00.001-05:00

Pop culture meets subculture – with a twist. That’s Rocket Dog.

Fierce and funny. Fast and fetching. Flirty and footloose (yes, as in the movie). Occasionally fluffy.

Serving fashion-forward teens, eclectic city-dwellers and coastal casualistas who surf a wave as readily as they do the Web, Rocket Dog creates daring style combinations that play like epic, madcap love stories: librarian lace-ups meet sex-bomb spike heels. Demure scotch plaid meets new-wave chunk. Sturdy topsider meets punk-rock patent. Practical tweed flat meets swashbuckling samurai sash. Scaled-down Wellie meets fanciful fauna print. Opposites attract; fireworks ensue.

Rocket Dog shoes don’t blend in with the well-heeled pack – those nondescript breeds with their tails between their legs. Rocket Dogs bark.

We’re mad shoe scientists. We comb the planet for the most inspired ingredients and splice them together in our design laboratory. The DNA of our creations can be traced to Tokyo malls, New York punk clubs, Orange County beach barbecues, Hong Kong streetcorners and our own neon-colored, sci-fi dreams.

The Rocket Dog girl? She’s style-conscious but not a fashion slave. Confident and cool, but not afraid to show her goofy side. She likes comfort but isn’t conservative. She’ll work a sporty look – and hit the slopes or the water with her friends – but she doesn’t live at the gym. She watches reality TV but probably won’t admit it. And she loves her Rocket Dog shoes – she collects them, catalogues them, blogs about them and even makes movies about them.

And the Rocket Dog guy? He’s her boyfriend.

You can find Rocket Dog shoes at fine U.S. department and specialty stores. Collections include sandals, casual shoes, sneaks and boots; prices range from $20-$100.

The Story of Rocket Dog

It all began with a cork-bottom sandal.

The year was 1997. Rocket Dog’s first charismatic pup of a shoe scampered onto the scene and became the darling of San Francisco, South Beach and L.A. – the number one sandal of the season and the first issue of a champion litter. Next came a boundary-breaking all-rubber sandal, dubbed “Horny Corner” in honor of a legendary surf spot in The O.C.’s Huntington Beach; it too was soon the toast of the coast.

The brand behind these suddenly ubiquitous shoes? It was sired by breeders with more than 40 years’ experience designing and marketing footwear, and named (with a kinetic canine logo to match) for the head Dog whisperer’s fleet-footed, beachcombing pooch, Max, known far and wide for his stunning velocity. He was an apt mascot for a new breed of shoe company: one that took off like a shot, has never stopped moving, and that – once it sets a goal – is like a dog with a bone.

RD quickly became an international brand, extending its paws into Central America, Europe, Australia and parts of the Middle East, among other markets. The company launched its men’s line in 2004, and a kids’ line shortly thereafter.

Our “brain lab” hit a new plateau with their line of vulcanized shoes, which showcased a similarly funky-femme sensibility. The design team has gone on to mutate an array of familiar shoe categories. Dress dogs, casual dogs, school dogs – they all have a twist, from sly prints sewn under the tongue or artfully distressed surfaces to “toybox” charms attached directly to the top of the shoe.

When we want to do our version of a popular style, we study it from every angle and then add our DNA. Rocket Dogs need to be cute, comfortable and little bit loud. Do we dig rockabilly-pinup audacity, modern lines with a bit of Asian-styled panache, futuristic flavor with old-school sass, and American goth-girl punk? You bet. But Rocket Dog’s designers constantly push themselves outside their comfort zones, striving to reinvent traditional shoe styles in their own irreverent image.

We design with a certain kind of customer in mind: young, hip, nonconformist, saucy, funny and experimental. She might be 19 years old, or 25. Or 70, for that matter – some people just refuse to grow up, and those are our kind of people.

MindSmack.TV site is now online. Post production, commercial animation, award winning web design.

2008-07-23T09:40:00.001-04:00

MindSmack.TV site is now online. Post production, commercial animation, award winning web design.

Times Square New York City - 18th Floor. Penthouse. Roof Deck. New MindSmack.com Wolrd Headquarters

2008-02-13T10:54:00.002-05:00

Opening April 1st, 2008.

Get your SMACK ON!

Happy New Year 2008!

2007-12-31T15:18:00.001-05:00

MindSmack.com is going to be exploding in 2008 with a huge post production facility opening in New York City.

We will also be launching our MADNESS site which will be 100% interactive flash, video and animation along with the coolest media player in the history of the Internet.

Stay tuned.

Sam Feuer

Web Design, Flash, Animation, 3d, Web Programming, Ecommerce, MindSmack

2006-11-08T22:48:00.000-05:00

Web Design, Flash, Animation, 3d, Web Programming, Ecommerce, MindSmack, High Impact Web Design, Flash Web Design, Flash Animation, 3d, Logo Design, Print Design, Brochure Design, Layout, Templates, Audio Player, Media Player, Illustration, Advertising Design, Banner Ads, Interactive, Interactive Design, New York Web Design, California Web Design, MindSmack.com, PHP, ASP, .NET, JAVA, Cell Phone Applications

Im Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

2006-07-31T21:31:00.000-04:00

Lots of stuff happening so I have the urge to blog again.

The desire to write.

So I will.

Yanks got Bobby Abreu. MindSmack is KICKING THE WORLDS ASS.

Bout to go to the office to get some grub.

But soon. Novious banter.

Time for TAG WORLD

2006-01-03T16:04:00.000-05:00

This friggin site is really well done. I joined it and it seems to be all its cracked up to be from what i was told which was that it was quality and it really seems like it is to this point, quality that is.

Here is 1 way to go out!

2005-12-30T09:57:00.000-05:00

Cant make this shit up :)

Honey Smacks for Breakfast are very TOUGH to get down

2005-12-10T11:53:00.000-05:00

At a pace where you can successfully eat them without "the major uncomfortable SOG"

Not much worse then soggy honey smacks.

And, any single disruption whilst eating the bowl of honey smacks induces soggyness.

Which, in turn makes for a poor bfast experience.

It is over now.

Cannot eat them again during this sitting.

Not enough milk left to pour fresh honey smacks for that just poured crunchy.

Only thing left would be "the major uncomfortable SOG."

Can't wait for lunch!

I have recently become an ATV enthusiast! Man does it rock!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-14T21:29:00.000-05:00

Anyone ever gone?

Anyone know where to ride in NJ?

Lemmmmmmmmme know.

Now more smack :) with wings!

2005-11-14T21:27:00.000-05:00

Just launched the new portfolio. Some truly amazing work.

2005-11-09T22:42:00.000-05:00

Web Design, Flash Animation madness :D

Going to Fenway Park on Saturday to see the Yanks rip the Socks up!

2005-09-26T09:26:00.000-04:00

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Manny and Edgar. Quality.

2005-08-08T14:22:00.000-04:00

This is some excellent graphical work :D

Man I cannot stand Manny Ramirez

Today is a big day. Today we get toilet!

2005-06-29T10:09:00.000-04:00

No more running down 3 flights of stairs for the "must urination calling" when you first awaken in the morning. I have tried to work a method in the last 3-4 weeks that can prolong the need to urinate immediately upon opening my eyes but alas, it is simply not possible without the obscene burning feeling that does not end its torture on the urethra until it spews the liquid.

Needless to say we are excited.

I just bought 120 of the best episodes of WOODY WOODPECKER on DVD via eBay!

2005-06-29T09:25:00.000-04:00

See, now this is what I am talking about. It's all about finding a deal like this (assuming it's legit). Someone spent the time to burn these episodes to DVD or transferred them from VHS or TV to DVD. GOD BLESS THEM! I hope the quality is good enough to observe the quality visual and hi-jinx that is Woody and his friends like Chilly Willy the penguin and that zany crocodile (along the river nile, I guess their always warm as toast they always seem to smile!)

I just posted on a blog that Larry David posted on!

2005-06-29T09:11:00.000-04:00

Hopefully one day I will meet the older version of myself. Would give my right nipple, my left knee and my upper lip to be an extra on CYE!

Holy shit life is busy!

2005-06-20T11:56:00.000-04:00

Since we moved in every aspect of shit has been non stop busy. I am hoping we can have the bathroom upstairs finished by this coming Friday.

the kitchen cabinets will be here tomorrow but will have to sit in the garage until everything else is done.

we gotta buy the kitchen floor tile tonight or tomorrow as well.

work is booming as well.

fun but chaotic to juggle all but hopefully in about 1 month everything will be settled and the new site will be online.

then we can rock it out for the rest of the year.

oyveighzmir

Almost 10,000 hits to my blog. SO I AM BACK INTO IT!

2005-06-08T09:16:00.000-04:00

So the bathroom tub is in. We now have lived in Cranford, NJ for 1 week and I must say it is such an amazing place. People are so nice and caring about their area and houses. If anyone seeing this lives near or in NYC and never heard of Cranford, NJ it should be checked out. It is one of the few places left that you can still get a decent size piece of the earth for less then $500,000 near nyc. My wife says she has been getting into NYC in 40 mins door to door. That is rockin!!!!!!

Today we are awaiting the toilet delivery along with the stove, microwave and the vanity for the bathroom. I think that is the last major purchase for awhile. Unless we get the corvette or piano soon!

So now we are GUT RENOVATING the bathroom AND kitchen

2005-05-16T11:32:00.000-04:00

An old friend of mine is a contractor so with his uncle who is a master plumber and electrician, they are gutting both rooms. Basically, we are doing it because he is hooking us up with a sick deal!!!

Will show some photos before and after asap........

YEEEHAWWW.

Got the jetted tub i wanted too!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Get keys May 10! YIPPPPPPPIE!

2005-04-27T22:53:00.000-04:00

Oy vey with the fingah' I'm a little vaclempt!

2005-03-24T22:04:00.000-05:00

I will never think about Wendy's the same again.

Shitty pan posting via Craigslist!

2005-03-23T11:25:00.000-05:00

So I have this really shitty pan. It's a 12" saute/saucepan. It does cook food, in the sense that it gets hot and stuff, but that's about the best I can say for it. It's old, ineffectual, and well, shitty. I upgraded to a new pan, but I have real issues surrounding throwing things away, so if your personal needs call for a shitty pan, then you can have it.

Reasons you might need this pan:

-You are a conceptual artist in the process of making a new crap sculpture.

-You wish to become a pan-wielding subway vigilante.

-You work in the pan-technology industry, and wish to learn from the mistakes of the past in your quest to build the Pan Of The Future.

-You need a vessel in which to set something on fire.

-You want to cook dinner for someone you really hate.

Frankly, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you get it out of my house. It brings back memories of a thousand ruined dinners, and, frankly, I'm bitter. So if you want a shitty pan, it's yours. My schedule is open and getting rid of this pan is a priority.

Lid included.

Space, the final frontier! Must be nice to have billions and take over towns for space projects.

2005-03-17T08:40:00.000-05:00

I should start a collection in which everyone donates at least $1.00 to the MindSmack SPACE Program. Maybe I can buy a slab of land in some desolate region and create the first Mindsmack SPACE Program or (MSP).

Who wants to give me $1.00 or more for this project?

It would go into an interest bearing account that would only be used to buy desolate land in an obscure region.

American Idol or McDonald's Slogan?

2005-03-09T21:33:00.000-05:00

ONLY THING WORSE THEN "SEACREAST OUT" is "IM LOVIN IT"

who agrees???

both induce nausea...but SEACREST OUT is truely vomitous.

Look at this nonsense!

2005-03-06T01:01:00.000-05:00

Anyone bidding?

:)

WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-02T23:41:00.000-05:00

YEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!! So fucking excited!!!!!!!

Went down to the wire with attorney review...Our fax went through with all of the proper signatures and then the other brokers had 2 offers ready to show the sellers. Legally, they werent able to see the offers because attorney review had ended. so in essence, we got very lucky that no bidding war took place. I have learned a shitload in the past 7 days. On top of work being truly insane with projects, it has been a maddening but great year so far.

If the house inspection goes well on Monday we would be set to move in May 10, 2005.

YIPPIE KIE YO KIE YEAAAAAA MUTHA FUCKKKKKKKKAZZZ!!!!

Just put a bid on a house in Cranford, NJ!

2005-02-27T13:49:00.000-05:00

I hope it goes through...the place rocks...If we get it ill post photos :)

YEEHAW!!!

Anyone else ever eat these chips?

2005-02-24T12:52:00.000-05:00

MAN THEY ARE THE BEST CHIP - SOUR CREAM CHARLES CHIPS!

What is your favorite snacking item?

How cool would it be to uncover new life forms :) Anyone ever get abducted before? tell me about your experience!

2005-02-24T10:08:00.000-05:00

They should make a FRED DRYER as "Hunter" Pez Dispenser!

2005-02-21T13:02:00.000-05:00

I cannot believe there is a Fred Dryer dot com.

Damn Parker Lewis Can't Lose not coming to DVD yet!

Maybe eBay has a CORIN NEMEC Pez dispenser for Bill?

I love the internet.

Been incredibly bizzy with obscene amount of work BUT read this:

2005-02-16T00:09:00.000-05:00

Inventor preserves self to witness immortality!

Went to a birthday party for my cousin last night in NYC and let me tell you about the FUCKIN' parking situation!

2005-02-12T15:28:00.000-05:00

Holy Christ!

I got from my apartment in Brooklyn to 42nd street NYC in about 15 minutes by car, which ROCKED! I was excited...then, it took me 20 minutes to get from 42nd street to 46th st and 6th ave! Then, I got a great spot right across the street from the VIA BRAZIL restaurant (my destination). I got excited again...Then I realized the fucking meter there only takes quarters or golden dollars! I began fumbling through the car crevices and came up with 3 quarters, 18 dimes, 6 nickels and 41 wrappers of some kind. This left me in quite the pickle!

So, I put the 3 quarters into the muni-meter and was fucking AGOG when i saw it got me a whopping 12 minutes of time!

So, I went into POPEYES chicken and they said "NO QUARTERS UNLESS YOU BUY SOMETHING"

So, I stormed out of there very angerly and went next door to Burger King. The dickhead cashier said "No" but i saw the manager sitting at a table so I asked "Freddy" if his fast food establishment could spare a few bucks in quarters and he said "No."

The PRICK!!!!!

So, I went into 3 other places and was starting to panic because I was into the eleventh minute!

NO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!

So, I went into the VIA BRAZIL restaurant where I explained the situation and they forked over $5 in quarters!

I rushed out to see if I was ticketed yet, and luckily was not.

Put the $5 into the MUNI METER and bought myself about an hour worth of parking time.

YEEHAW!

I had to go out to the meter 2 other times to feed it.

Goddamn NYC parking!

I guess it is cheaper then a lot for $30 per hour.

I am seriously considering starting another business in which I carry rolls of quarters worth $10 and sell it to people who are fucked on NYC streets trying to park for $20!

A golden dollar would sell for $2.

Etc..

1 <3 NYC

:)

I fuckin' hate it when ya walk past a person and ya get their fuckin' stank ass downwind aroma..

2005-02-10T17:17:00.000-05:00

This happens pretty much any time ya go outside. I walked past this guy and knew he would be stank so I tried quickly to avoid walking within a 6 foot radius of his person...it didn't fuckin' work!

GODDAMN THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE!

take a shower!

then there are those who wear the 2-3 gallons of perfume or cologne!

they are just as bad.

we, as citizens should be able to arrests these people.

there should be stank ass holding cells underground in neighborhoods where these people have to suffer for maybe 15 minutes for first offenses!

thoughts?

goddamnit!

This boy scout called the right company about popcorn!

2005-02-10T09:59:00.000-05:00

So I saw a commercial that blockbuster video is offering a better deal the NetFlix...

2005-02-09T11:38:00.000-05:00

So I signed up and now have 58 movies in my queue. I got Ray in the mail yesterday and was all excited to watch it last night. The goddamn numbskulls sent me the BONUS 2nd disc DVD instead of the movie itself! What goddamn numbskulls! Luckily this is free for 2 weeks :)

MISTER ROPER or MISTER FURLEY?

2005-02-08T23:17:00.000-05:00

Who is your favorite? And why?

OR

:)

The THOR episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was just on. So fuckin' hilarious!

2005-02-07T22:12:00.000-05:00

The part where he has to change his own tire is just BADASS funny :)

GO WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!

Anyone else ever had the back trauma and had to sneeze?

2005-02-05T14:12:00.000-05:00

Then you sneeze but try as much as possible to NOT move a muscle during your sneeze to ensure the least amount of pain in your trauam'ed back?

IT DOESNT WORK WELL!

Damn back.

Ever sleep funny on your back and wake up with a strained muscle?

2005-02-05T13:54:00.000-05:00

So much for golf today :(

I was pain free for a long time. Started taking it for granted. I gotta go back to the gym and get a 6 pack! Back into weekly sports and the like :)

Starting after my back feels better I will be going to the gym again/racquetball/basketball/tennis and mild weights.

If only i didnt have to drive 30 fuckin' minutes to workout/play racquetball.

OPEN A GODDAMNN INDOOR COMPLEX around my corner and I would be Hercules.

FUCK IT - only live once. I shall do it.

You gotta love when anything happens for the first time (to our knowledge) in our solar system.

2005-02-04T10:16:00.000-05:00

A new set of infrared images suggests a warm "polar vortex" at Saturn's south pole... The first warm polar cap ever to be discovered in the solar system!

Anyone ever see a shooting star or comet?

Let me know about any cool experiences like that.

Anyone ever see an Oblong Pheasant With Unkept Cuticles?

2005-02-04T01:42:00.000-05:00

Hortimer deserves pie for struggle!

2005-02-03T17:32:00.000-05:00

This is another site I work on :) It has not been updated in WAY TOO LONG, but for now click on the link and see if you can get through the obscene maze of photographs without making a mistake! It can be done...

(Run on sentence, for no particular reason)- Then go and click on other nonsense around the SAM AND BILL ARE HOT MALE MODELS site and read and laugh and cry and smile and dance and then pass it all along to your friends and then go buy something in both stores because we, like Hortimer, deserve pie for STRUGGLE!

Sam and Bill - Hot Male Models! DAAT CAHM!

The best show of all time in my opinion is MAS*H followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2005-02-02T23:32:00.000-05:00

The M*A*SH "DREAM" episode was just on. This is the one where everyone in the camp has obscure dream sequences after 3 days straight in the operating room without sleep. Hawkeye's dream was such a truly great segment in television history. (If you do not know the episode here is a synopsis of his dream:

Hawkeye dreams he fell asleep in a medical school class and missed what the professor was lecturing about, which was reattaching a limb.

He then is asked by the professor to remove his right arm. Charles (Emerson Winchester the Third), who is the only other person in the class removes Hawkeye's right arm with a twist and a pull.

Then the professor asks Hawkeye if he knows how to do the procedure again (in the background you see a soldier who needs his arm reattached) and a very distressed Hawkeye states that he was sleeping and cannot do the operation successfully.

The professor then asks Hawkeye for his left arm by saying "your left arm please."

Hawkeye twists and pulls on his own left arm and gives it to the professor. The professor then tosses the arm (visually you see a prosthetic arm) into a swampy lake that is full of other arms and legs of soldiers who supposedly needed their limb reattached.

Hawkeye is then seen floating in a canoe, armless and with no paddles, bumping into all of the arms and legs and dripping with sweat.

He then sees a young South Korean child that is wounded but he cannot stop the boat or help her because he has no arms.

He screams.

Then awakes and hears choppers coming with yet more wounded.

What an amazing piece of television :)

What is your favorite TV show of all time? Name 2 or 3 if ya like :)

I will probably blog alot more about Curb Your Enthusiasm once the new season launches! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things would you want with you?

2005-02-02T21:03:00.000-05:00

I have had many dreams about being in this situation. The people who were saved today brought it up in my mind again. Ironically, last night before I feel asleep the Bugs Bunny cartoon was on entitled "Wai-ki-ki Wabbit." This is the episode where Bugs winds up on a desserted island with 1 really fat guy and 1 really skinny guy. It is quality.

I wonder how many people are stranded on a desert island right at this very moment?

Breaking news from CNN!

2005-02-02T15:03:00.000-05:00

So awesome that these people made it! 38 days later :)

You just can't make this shit up!

2005-02-02T01:06:00.000-05:00

A London artist who collected mucus from his nose for two years and displayed the resulting ball of snot at four separate art exhibitions is now ready to part with his prized possession -- to the tune of roughly $20,000.

James Robert Ford's brussels sprout-sized "Bogey Ball" now rests in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he is seeking an art collector to take possession of it.

He wants no less than 10,000 British pounds for the mucus blob, explaining that each booger is a part of his body and it would be impossible for anyone to replicate.

In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all the different places I have been and people I've met."

So far, the artist has only received offers in the 100-to-500-pound range, but he says his snot is worth much more than that.

His desired price breaks down to roughly 10 pounds per piece of mucus -- or about $18 U.S.

How does Ford feel about parting with his notorious piece of art? He says, "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time, it's hard not to have any money."

He should sell the fucking thing on eBay!

At the moment im eating frosted strawberry pop tarts and listening to doo wop music.

2005-02-01T22:36:00.000-05:00

For some reason doo wop music makes me want to eat pop tarts.

What are your top 5 favorite songs of all time?

And what do you like to eat while you listen?

If you have recently heard an amazing song let me know about it, I need to hear some new badass shit, if ya know what I mean.

There are few songs that are better then the ROYAL MOUNTED CANADIAN YAKSMEN from Ren and Stimpy. (The link will open up a real player audio file).

2005-02-01T14:50:00.000-05:00

It is a cartoon favorite of mine. I am proud of that :) Listen and love!

What is your favorite cartoon song?

JOY!

Anonymous blog posting idiots.

2005-02-01T13:48:00.000-05:00

I love the idea of anyone who wants to post without registering or mentioning who they are (if I know them)they are permitted... BUT some people are just truly insane with their comments. This one person has been posting up about racist nonsense, another person enjoys posting negative bull shit. Why do these people stoop to these levels?

Anyone need some adult feet pajamas?

2005-01-31T22:59:00.000-05:00

For that adult regressive phaze?

I cannot imagine slipping into a pair of these babies and thinking, NOW I can sleep in comfort!

Anyone have a pair? Tell me about it, please, for the love of God, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

In a Gossamer from Bugs Bunny cartoons voice. (If you do not know who Gossamer is please click here.) I'm badly in need of a manicure!

2005-01-31T22:47:00.000-05:00

Oy Veigh.

This is how we answer the door in my neighborhood boys and girls: WHO IZZZIT?

2005-01-31T18:46:00.000-05:00

Living in NYC and running an Internet business, this is such an interesting visual to me...

January 31, 2005 -(Milk, LA) — Beginning today, people in the town of Mink, Louisiana, will know the pleasure of a phone call or the frustration of a busy signal.

Mink was one of the last rural areas of the U.S. without regular phone service. BellSouth has spent $700,000, or about $47,000 per phone, to extend 30 miles of cable through thick forests to Mink.

Taxpayers will pick up some of the tab, with a levy on their phone bills statewide. There's going to be a fish-fry (YEE HAW) in Mink to celebrate today.

Who knows, maybe the dinner will be interrupted by a call from a telemarketer.

Anyone ever meet someone who looks like a muppet or cartoon character?

2005-01-30T14:24:00.000-05:00

I met a guy the other day who looked exactly like BEEKER! It was really funny to associate a human with a muppet.

Man, is this a rocking animated gif or what...

2005-01-29T18:16:00.000-05:00

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes ya don't.

Drink timing and debating if I need yet another sip or not.

2005-01-29T17:26:00.000-05:00

So I have realized that I have an amazing sense for drink timing.

How do you handle this situation?

FYI - Drink timing is when you are out at a restaurant and you order, say a soda pop.

Then, after the appetizer you have about half of the drink left. Do you then finish off that first drink and order a second drink?...

OR

Do you wait it out and keep the first drink still fizzy and fresh for as long as you possibly can before the need arises to order up that second drink?

I am the type who will hold out and see if I can get one entire drink into a single meal. Like at lunch today, my last bite coincided with my last few sips on my coke with no ice. It was a wonderful meal then ended as it should, with that one final pull of beverage through the straw that has at least 3 full sips in it to ensure the full experience is felt...1 or 2 is simply not enough.

Discuss.

I just got such an urge to eat a semi sweet chocolate chip morsel.

2005-01-28T19:35:00.000-05:00

So I scurried over to the kitchen cabinet and low and behold there was a bag full of the tasty little beauties!

I partook in about 20 of those suckers and then closed the bag, put it away and came back into my office...

Just before I was going to sit back down another urge jolted through my body...

I had to have at least 2 more morsels...

I went back into the kitchen, had 4 more morsels and now I am satisfied!!!

(The strawberry in the photo is just a visual vehicle for the chocoloate chips that I have just posted about).

STOP BEING COLD ALREADY!

2005-01-28T17:48:00.000-05:00

Its downright blustery!

Humans should not have to live in this obscene cold.

I want 75 degrees and umbrella drinks goddamnit.

The weather man just explained how frost bite can set in within 30 minutes at these temperatures.

Can anyone say long johns?

9 out of 10 dogs prefer JIF brand peanut butter!

2005-01-27T22:18:00.000-05:00

The other 1 prefers SKIPPY.

Trying to get into my car I stepped into the biggest fuckin' pile of slosh!

2005-01-27T20:52:00.000-05:00

I had no idea the snow was that deep there...Went in all the way up to my mid-ankles.

Needless to say I had:

Anyone else ever eat Sour cream and nut loaf?

2005-01-26T23:50:00.000-05:00

Good lord its a truly wonderful loaf cake!

So, Vinny, my landlord got hit with a fuckin' building inspection out of the blue. So they rang my fuckin' bell and woke my ass up!

2005-01-26T15:31:00.000-05:00

I had to put together my ensemble very quickly so of course I took my green golf pants and then selected my short sleeve hawaiian shirt. I ran downstairs opened the door up to the deep freeze and the inspectors. Needless to say they were quite intrigued with my appearance, especially in these sub-zero temperatures :)

I love tropical weather so much :)

Just woke up a few minutes ago...

2005-01-26T10:28:00.000-05:00

My throat feels like a mack truck has parked inside it.

Time for a spot of TEA and SCRUMPETS!

Word.

All joking aside this was truly fucked up.

2005-01-25T22:18:00.000-05:00

Anyone who okayed this song being played should be put in jail for a decent length.

I have gotten many emails praising what I am doing with the blog! I appreciate all of the positive responses! I will always be here doing this shit.

2005-01-24T22:47:00.000-05:00

I fuckin' love blog.

I would like for some of you to give me topics. Im going to start blogging about topics you give me a few times a week.

Ask me anything. I shall blog about it.

Just watch :)

Comment below OR simply email me - blogsmack@gmail.com

I look forward to this.

-Sam :)

I cannot fucking believe the amount of garbage and true STANK in the New York City train stations.

2005-01-24T21:08:00.000-05:00

I had a meeting in downtown NYC this morning. Every station I was in had huge piles of trash and just permeated a warm, disgusting, vomitous foul stench.

CLEAN IT UP FOLKS! JESUS H. CHRIST!

Where are the clean train stations?

Holy snow shit batman! You simply have no chance to dig your car out of the snow today. UNLESS you...

2005-01-23T13:35:00.001-05:00

1. Hire a team of at least 6 eskimoes.

2. Find them on way-out-in-the-fuckin'-arctic.craigslist.org.

3. Fly them in from the Arctic via QANTAS.

4. Ensure their trasport from the airport to the snow effected area that concerns you via black stretch lincoln limo.

5. Rent a snow plow from a local eskimo sno plow rental dealer.

6. Have the head eskimo eat a sandwich.

7. He then deserves pie for struggle!

8. Have the other 5 eskimoes pile into the snow plow, thus setting the guinness world record for number of eskimoes smooshed into a regulation size snow plow.

9. Have the 5 eskimoes step on the gas pedal after starting up said plow.

10. Have the 5 eskimoes plow that snow.

11. Pay the 5 eskimoes who plowed in fish.

12. Ask the 6th eskimo if he wants to stay until next year.

That is the only option for todays snow removal around my car.

Do you have any alternatives for the snow removal that is completely covering my car?

Thank you for your support (In a Bartles & James voice).

Email me if you do not know who Bartles & James are.

Again, thanks.

Weeeez gonnna build a SNOWMAN! Or maybe a SNOW DOG!

2005-01-22T22:25:00.000-05:00

Anyone ever build a true snowman? Tell me about it :)

This is my only fuckin' option for golf these days :(

2005-01-22T10:42:00.000-05:00

I did manage to play 2 weeks ago when it was 61 degrees in New York City. It is about -2 out now and something like 20 inches are coming.

SNOW GOLF!

Let's go.

Do you think taking the drug ecstasy can help ease the debilitating anxiety that cancer patients feel as they face their final days?

2005-01-21T15:59:00.001-05:00

The FDA is checkin' it out.

It would seem Mr. Potato Head has met his maker!

2005-01-20T22:36:00.000-05:00

The force is with this toy!

Snoop should make a Mr. Po-Shizzle-Head.

So I just ate the Belgian Waffle, Turkey Bacon Lunch!

2005-01-20T13:52:00.000-05:00

I had been craving it since late last night. KRUSTEEZ belgian waffle mix and Louis Rich Turkey Bacon. I hate turkey bacon. This fuckin' turkey bacon is from a different planet of turkey bacon. Like from the fuckin' planet "This ain't yo momma's turkey bacon planet." Go to the Wegman's nearest you and buy 2 or 3 packages of the stuff.

Serious!

Actual photo of my Belgian Waffle Making Device!

Actual photo of my lunch!

It's that serious!

Look it's the RODNEY DANGERFIELD HUMPTY DUMPTY egg!

2005-01-20T13:36:00.000-05:00

Oh GOD, Yes!

It don't get no resp'eggt.

If you really think about it, it's pretty fuckin' hard on your throat to drink soda.

2005-01-20T11:43:00.000-05:00

I love soda (or POP as they say in other parts of the US). Most people truly enjoy soda.

Why do we love drinking something that burns the throat so much?

I'm actually not sure. What do you people think about soda in general? Why do we deal with it's burning down the throat with such enjoyment?

Has anyone else had that first sip of 7-UP and you almost choke because of the fiery bubble factor going down the esophagus? I want to hear about your soda trauma!

I just opened my window to get some cool air and was blindsided by the OBSCENE FRIGIDITY!

2005-01-19T21:44:00.000-05:00

The window is now closed.

Goddamn fucking HALOSCAN.com! All of the comments vanished and I was unable to post until right now!

2005-01-19T18:30:00.000-05:00

I thought their software looked cool so I tried to use it. BIG MISTAKE! They have an AUTOLOAD feature which basically removes/hides all of the comments of a blog and replaces it with HALOSCAN's proprietary commenting tool. I apologize for the comments being down, it will not happen again or I will beat myself with my own stick (and then post video of me doing said activity.)

No matter how busy work gets today, I will get a hair cut. FINALLY!

2005-01-18T10:35:00.000-05:00

It almost looks this nasty. This is the longest I have gone without a hair cut since 1999.

Maybe underneath the layers of hair there is a buried treasure.

And maybe underneath the other side there is a treasure map.

Maybe, after the haircut I will find the buried treasure of Lichtenburg hiding all these years in my scalp.

I cannot wait to have my own home complete with fuckin' big back yard, 2 car garage, fireplace, fuckin' jacuzzi and...

2005-01-18T01:26:00.000-05:00

my own personal mailbox with that little fuckin' lever thing that lets the mail-person know when there is something (in a Stewie from family guy voice) in the diaper!

Here's to buying a house in 2007'ish.

(Glass raised, who is toasting with me w00t!)

3000th hit in less then 2 weeks! That deserves a dancing SPIDER MAN!

2005-01-17T23:58:00.000-05:00

Thank you all for visiting me. Look for daily updated content and overall fun for years to come.

I love blogging goddamnit!

3 Cheers to blog.

Blog. Blog. Blog.

I want to shoot blog into my veins and snort blog.

So today we are taking a mini road trip to Philadelphia, PA - For the ALL American Food/ALL American Movie Experience!!! YeeHaw!!! and Wheeee!!!

2005-01-16T10:48:00.000-05:00

For no reason I will begin this with a RUN ON SENTENCE...

My wife and I have been watching this show on the FOOD NETWORK called UNWRAPPED hosted by the OBSCENELY-OVER-NICE-AND-HOMELY Marc Summers, the dude who used to host everyones favorite LAUNCH green slop at your mom, jump through a mouth of vomitous dung, then down the slide to win the new casio in 60 seconds or less game show on NICKELODEON, DOUBLE DARE! You know it. I know you know what I'm tawkin' bout...

Anyhow, on UNWRAPPED with Marc Summers, (from Nickelodeon DOUBLE DARE), they often showcase exciting places in the USA to visit.

Places like NIFTY FIFTY's in good ol' PA!

So, we are off to partake in obscene amounts of carbonated water (soda) with unique, tasty syrups and the over-all 50's style.

I will order:

1 American cheeseburger.
1 French fries.
5 Sodas, all with varying syrups.
1 Warmed up apple pie a-la-mode (vanilla chocolate chip) with whipped cream.

I am very much hoping to see some form of waitperson on rollerskates fall down with at least 6 drinks going down with them, preferably onto a large, surly man named Pablo, who takes offence!

Actually, I hope nothin' happens except good times all around for everybody. :D

After the NIFTY FIFTY we are shooting over to the steps where ROCKY was filmed so we can PUKE incessantly after I BEAT my wife.........

BEAT her up the steps that is, by running at an incredible rate, thusly passing her and onto the summit. Where...

(In a Stewie from family guy voice).

VICTORY IS MINE!

How many years until we are just completely taken over by computer chips?

2005-01-16T08:42:00.000-05:00

Where else can they put computer chips to further enhance human lazyness?

Anyone have any quality suggestions? Or shitty suggestions are also allowed on this blog, feel free to go nuts!

Here is the article that spawned this post:

Motorola on Friday announced a joint venture with eyewear maker Oakley Inc. to develop new Bluetooth-enabled wearable wireless communications devices.

Motorola said it is working with Oakley to combine its Bluetooth technology, which allows devices to communicate with each other without a physical wire connection, with Oakley's eyewear concepts.

It said details and designs will be unveiled by the middle of the year.

Now this is fuckin' intriguing! What do you think about this?

2005-01-15T16:40:00.000-05:00

It's highly fascinating that we see ourselves every day and have little to no clue what we look like right underneath our skin. I think this is an amazing display and will probably go to Chicago and see it some time soon (unless they decide to bring it to NYC).

I would love to discuss various thoughts on this display wth anyone who has seen it OR is as intrigued as I am.

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My wife got an egg on a roll for breakfast this morning and there was a fuckin' GREEN PEPPER piece hidden!

2005-01-15T13:02:00.000-05:00

She and I both equally hate green peppers with a passionate disgust. I saw the nauseation on her face and realized immediately it must be a GREEN PEPPER!

Kill GREEN PEPPERS I say!

Slay them like DRAGONS!

Obliterate the GREEN PEPPER!

Death to the GREEN PEPPER!

This is so fuckin' cool :) New photos from Saturn, Yeehaw!

2005-01-14T16:39:00.000-05:00

I am a firm believer that life as we know it exists elsewhere! Hopefully in our lifetimes we can meet some E. T. creatures/beings. Take them to Walmart etc.

I just got an ACKNOWLEDGEMENT notice from these fuckin' idiots - Board of Elections - City of New York.

2005-01-14T14:35:00.000-05:00

I open it up and the first thing I see is REPUBLICAN checked off! I called immediately, got to speak with 4 people and listened to 6 renditions of "THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE CITY OF NEW YORK" complete with nauseating background music before the right person finally came to the phone.

I am assuming I also voted for Bush then. I do not know but something sounds FISHY! What complete incompetance OR maybe the BUSH clan has some scams going on. I wonder...

Cornelia and Nonu Dragoman of Transylvania welcome the birth of their new bouncing baby boy. His name is:

2005-01-14T11:21:00.000-05:00

YAHOO!

Not sure if it's better then Apple or Phinneaus.

What do you think is the strangest or coolest name you have heard?

I have 1 that comes to mind immediately:

1. Lar-kiki-shamona

Discuss!

SHARK BAIT - WOO HA HA!

2005-01-14T11:02:00.000-05:00

Just because it was in my head for a minute!

How the fuck do you eat a whole fucking bowl of this GNOCCHI?

2005-01-13T23:30:00.000-05:00

I can eat MAYBE 30% of 1 piece of Gnocchi in a single sitting. It's like eating the fucking wall. Plaster of paris meets a potato noodley substance. Its like soft, mooshy, somehow edible potato pasta pillows with sauce of your choice!

Who likes GNOCCHI?

Explain why you like this fascinating food and how you do not feel it is monotonous in your mouth. Just imagine if the sauce that accompanies your pasty pasta poop is not tasty. Then your eating paste vehicles for a sauce that sucks. What a waste, go have some lasagne goddamnit (in a jewish grandfather voice).

Looking forward to hearing THESE replies.

Who are your favorite 10 all time television characters of all time?

2005-01-12T13:22:00.000-05:00

Please use numerical order starting from 10 and going down to 1.

Here is my personal list! If I forgot anyone, I'll simply add them in later :)

10. Mister Furley - Three's Company

9. Maxwell Q. Klinger - M*A*S*H

8. Colonel Sherman T. Potter - M*A*S*H

7. Reverend Jim - TAXI - tied with Al Bundy - Married With Children

6. Fire Marshall Bill - Jim Carrey - In Living Color

5. Charles Emerson Winchester, III - M*A*S*H

4. Ed Norton/Ralph Kramden - The Honeymooners

3. Hawkeye - Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce - M*A*S*H

2. Stewie - The Family Guy

1. Larry David - Curb Your Enthusiasm

BEGIN......STOP!!!......JUDGE......RED!!!

2005-01-11T22:21:00.000-05:00

I have this machine in my office. I am thinking of getting a MAME machine one day. I do think it would kick ass to have a true mini arcade inside a roller rink one day.

Shitty pizza and quarter games was the life.

If only the world was that simple.

I think one day in a certain part of the U.S.A., where I open this establishment, it could be that simple again.

At least whilst inside the roller rink

and

whilst inside the screen

and joystick of the video game we could all be in that special place of freedom.

Not sure yet how I will do it, but I am a firm believer in enjoying life, playing games and being competitive.

This said, let there be a place on earth filled with love, puppies, non stop games and fattening foods. There is little GOOD, HAPPY news anymore. I flipped through the channels during each newscast @ 10 and 11pm over the last few weeks just to watch the entire airing. I noticed channel 9 - the worst channel for anything in my opinion, had a GOOD NEWS segment. Quite nonsensical, but at least they offered some portion of the viewing with a positive sounding story. Maybe they made it up. Maybe there is no good news to report. Maybe its all terrorism and death.

Maybe we are a thought in a greater beings mind or palm.

Snicker.

one, two-hooooo, tha-reeee!

2005-01-11T22:18:00.000-05:00

3 licks.

Anyone ever run out of jeans because they were all dirty?

2005-01-11T21:34:00.000-05:00

I had to wear the NIKE tennis pants all day becasue work was so hectic I didn't have time to put the laundry in. Of course it only takes about 18 seconds to get the jeans in the laundry, 5 seconds to pour the liquid detergent and 2 seconds to turn the switch on. But none-the-less I didn't have time so here I sit in NIKE tennis pants typing this.

First person to name this movie gets a kiss of some sort via email.

2005-01-11T21:31:00.000-05:00

Lionheart is on the AMC American Movie Classics Network

2005-01-11T21:24:00.000-05:00

Let me tell you how this is laughable...Actually, if you know the movie you are probably laughing hysterically, keeled over, gagging on what was left of your chicken wing/bone.

AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSIC me arse!

Anyone ever see this nonsense?

I'd like to have hung out with Jim Morrison one day. Anyone here ever go to see a live doors concert?

2005-01-11T19:21:00.000-05:00

Tell me about your experience.

http://www.thedoors.com/band/jim/grave/

Ive added photos to all captions that I felt needed a photo. Click on them for your viewing pleasure.

2005-01-11T19:16:00.000-05:00

Thanks!

I can't wait for the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm :)

2005-01-11T17:00:00.000-05:00

That show should be on 3 days a week with all new episodes all the time. The cast and crew should live and breathe ONLY making this show all of the waking hours of their lives.

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Time for TAG WORLD

Here is 1 way to go out!

Honey Smacks for Breakfast are very TOUGH to get down

I have recently become an ATV enthusiast! Man does it rock!!!!!!!!!!!

Now more smack :) with wings!

Just launched the new portfolio. Some truly amazing work.

Going to Fenway Park on Saturday to see the Yanks rip the Socks up!

Manny and Edgar. Quality.

Today is a big day. Today we get toilet!

I just bought 120 of the best episodes of WOODY WOODPECKER on DVD via eBay!

I just posted on a blog that Larry David posted on!

Holy shit life is busy!

Almost 10,000 hits to my blog. SO I AM BACK INTO IT!

So now we are GUT RENOVATING the bathroom AND kitchen

Get keys May 10! YIPPPPPPPIE!

Oy vey with the fingah' I'm a little vaclempt!

Shitty pan posting via Craigslist!

Space, the final frontier! Must be nice to have billions and take over towns for space projects.

American Idol or McDonald's Slogan?

Look at this nonsense!

WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just put a bid on a house in Cranford, NJ!

Anyone else ever eat these chips?

How cool would it be to uncover new life forms :) Anyone ever get abducted before? tell me about your experience!

They should make a FRED DRYER as "Hunter" Pez Dispenser!

Been incredibly bizzy with obscene amount of work BUT read this:

Went to a birthday party for my cousin last night in NYC and let me tell you about the FUCKIN' parking situation!

I fuckin' hate it when ya walk past a person and ya get their fuckin' stank ass downwind aroma..

This boy scout called the right company about popcorn!

So I saw a commercial that blockbuster video is offering a better deal the NetFlix...

MISTER ROPER or MISTER FURLEY?

The THOR episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was just on. So fuckin' hilarious!

Anyone else ever had the back trauma and had to sneeze?

Ever sleep funny on your back and wake up with a strained muscle?

You gotta love when anything happens for the first time (to our knowledge) in our solar system.

Anyone ever see an Oblong Pheasant With Unkept Cuticles?

Hortimer deserves pie for struggle!

The best show of all time in my opinion is M*A*S*H followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things would you want with you?

Breaking news from CNN!

You just can't make this shit up!

At the moment im eating frosted strawberry pop tarts and listening to doo wop music.

There are few songs that are better then the ROYAL MOUNTED CANADIAN YAKSMEN from Ren and Stimpy. (The link will open up a real player audio file).

Anonymous blog posting idiots.

Anyone need some adult feet pajamas?

In a Gossamer from Bugs Bunny cartoons voice. (If you do not know who Gossamer is please click here.) I'm badly in need of a manicure!

This is how we answer the door in my neighborhood boys and girls: WHO IZZZIT?

Anyone ever meet someone who looks like a muppet or cartoon character?

Man, is this a rocking animated gif or what...

Drink timing and debating if I need yet another sip or not.

I just got such an urge to eat a semi sweet chocolate chip morsel.

STOP BEING COLD ALREADY!

9 out of 10 dogs prefer JIF brand peanut butter!

Trying to get into my car I stepped into the biggest fuckin' pile of slosh!

Anyone else ever eat Sour cream and nut loaf?

So, Vinny, my landlord got hit with a fuckin' building inspection out of the blue. So they rang my fuckin' bell and woke my ass up!

Just woke up a few minutes ago...

All joking aside this was truly fucked up.

I have gotten many emails praising what I am doing with the blog! I appreciate all of the positive responses! I will always be here doing this shit.

I cannot fucking believe the amount of garbage and true STANK in the New York City train stations.

Holy snow shit batman! You simply have no chance to dig your car out of the snow today. UNLESS you...

Weeeez gonnna build a SNOWMAN! Or maybe a SNOW DOG!

This is my only fuckin' option for golf these days :(

Do you think taking the drug ecstasy can help ease the debilitating anxiety that cancer patients feel as they face their final days?

It would seem Mr. Potato Head has met his maker!

So I just ate the Belgian Waffle, Turkey Bacon Lunch!

Look it's the RODNEY DANGERFIELD HUMPTY DUMPTY egg!

If you really think about it, it's pretty fuckin' hard on your throat to drink soda.

I just opened my window to get some cool air and was blindsided by the OBSCENE FRIGIDITY!

Goddamn fucking HALOSCAN.com! All of the comments vanished and I was unable to post until right now!

The best show of all time in my opinion is MAS*H followed by Curb Your Enthusiasm.